The Perfect Sex Toy for You Based on Your Zodiac Sign

The Perfect Sex Toy for You Based on Your Zodiac Sign

Every Zodiac sign is unique, with specific characteristics setting you apart from others. We’ve built this guide to help you find a way to pair the sex toys in your closet with your astrological sign!

Aries (March 21 – April 19)  – The Carrie B. Purple Slim G

In their day to day lives, Aries are often come off as brazen and tough. But when it comes to their sex lives, they can be romantics who crave kind and gentle lovemaking. However, just because they crave a more tender kind of love than other zodiac signs, it doesn’t mean that they aren’t afraid to ask for what they want.

Classic design and sensory pleasure come together in this powerful little vibrator. The Carrie B. Purple Slim G is the perfect vibrator to help Aries and their partners enjoy the sugary sweet lovin’ they’re jonesing for.

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Taurus (April 20 – May 20) – Loretta Rechargeable Wand

Tauruses don’t mess around when it comes to sex and romance. One night stands and meaningless flings are not typically their cup of tea. You’re more likely to find them in longer, committed relationships, where they tend to thrive as committed and reliable partners.

Taurses typically want to keep things slow and sensual in the bedroom, so some taurses might be intimidated by the idea of incorporating toys, at least at first. We recommend the Loretta Rechargeable wand because it’s an approachable option with it’s classic wand style and it’s compact size. But don’t worry ladies, smaller does not mean less powerful! Tauruses will enjoy it’s 10 blissful functions and 1 ½ hours of uninterrupted satisfaction.

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Gemini (May 21 – June 20) – The Celine Butterfly Wand

Geminis are known for being fun-loving partners who love to mix things up. They are easily turned on and easily satisfied, so they’re often open to experiment! Plus, they love trying new things and will usually try anything once.

Explore new levels of pleasure with The Celine Butterfly Wand. It’s the perfect massager for reaching the most sensitive places. This bendable Butterfly Wand has 12 stimulating functions and can be maneuvered into a variety of angles for clitorial, anal, and nipple play. Which is what makes it perfect for adventurous Geminis who are eager to play!

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Cancer (June 21 – July 22)  – The Kate Rechargeable Duo G Vibe

Cancers are known for being some of the most passionate lovers of the signs, but they are also somewhat reserved by nature. Cancers are bound to love The Kate Rechargeable Duo G Vibe, an ergonomically correct dual-stimulating vibrator that is guaranteed to take your sex to a whole new level. Kate will touch you in ways you’ve never been touched before and quickly become your bedroom best friend!

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Leo (July 23 – August 22) – Crystal Butterfly Dual G Purple

Leos are notorious for being the most sexually adventurous and charismatic of the zodiac signs.

The Crystal Butterfly Dual G Purple is the perfect companion to fun-loving and confident Leos. With a bedazzled base and a butterfly shaped clitorial massager, this vibrator is guaranteed to add some bling to your bedroom!

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Virgo (August 23 – September 22) – The Babe Mini Wand

Virgos are known for their practicality and discretion, especially when it comes to matters of the bedroom. Even though they tend to be private, Virgos are committed to excellence in whatever they pursue, making them unselfish and fulfilling partners.

The Babe Mini Wand is the perfect toy for Virgos because it was designed with fun and discretion in mind! Virgos will feel comfortable incorporating this petite toy into their own self-love routine or during sex with their partner.

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Libra (September 23 – October 22) – The Donatella Jelly G

Surprised that the zodiac’s token party girl can also be an uninhibited sex fiend? We sure aren’t! Whether you’re playing alone or with a partner, Libras are bound to enjoy The Donatella Jelly G. This is not your ordinary vibrator. This is a high-end work of art that will truly stand the test of time.

With easy one touch controls, you can choose from 4 different vibrator speeds, 4 rotating functions and up to 8 levels of pulsating patterns on the clitoral attachment. With adjustable rotating beads, precise movement and a variety of options to choose from, this massager will bring out a Libra’s adventurous side.

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Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) – The Jimmee Lightning Rod

Some might think of Scorpios as being sexually shy, but don’t be fooled – scorpios can release some of the most intense sexual energy of the signs once they’ve harnessed it. Scorpios are considered to have some of the most intense, complex, and intuitive personalities out of all of the zodiac signs.

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Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) – Ellie G.Vibrator Ribbed

Sagittarius’s are known for being free spirited, easy-going and inquisitive people. They enjoy spontaneity in their day to day lives and in the bedroom.

So grab the Ellie G. Vibrator for some kinky, ribbed spontaneity! Sagittariuses will love Ellie’s bendable nature and smooth top surface, both of which are ideal for G-spot stimulation. Plus, the soft silicone ribbing adds an extra bit of sensation and fun too!

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Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)  – No. 15 Power Contour Vibrator Twist

Capricorns are the most cautious and no-nonsense of the signs, even when it comes to sexual pleasure. They approach sex with a practical mindset, just as they approach everything else.

They are always thinking in the long term, so we chose a toy that just won’t quit for our practical Capricorns, the No. 15 Power Contour Vibrator Twist. Even though Capricorns are pragmatic, it doesn’t mean that they don’t enjoy frequent and fun sex. Incorporate the No. 15 Power Contour Vibrator Twist into your personal or partner play time.

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Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)  – The Jill Rechargeable G-Vibe Set

Aquarians can get bored easily, even in the bedroom. So, in order to achieve maximum sexual pleasure, you better come prepared with an arsenal of exciting toys, regardless of if you’re an aquarian looking to pleasure yourself alone or with a partner.

Which is exactly why the multi-part Jill Rechargeable G-Vibe set is perfect for the easily distracted Aquarians. Keep them (or yourself)  engaged and satisfied with this luxurious silicone vibrating set. Jill’s rechargeable bullet vibrator and the sexy design of the accompanying vibrator will ensure that no one gets bored!

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Pisces (February 19 – March 20)  – The Sophia Bendable Duo G. Vibe

For Pisces, sex and sexual pleasure can be complicated due to their sensitive nature. They tend to use sex to work through problems like bad days, frustrations, and even loneliness. Using sex and physical touch in this way can lead to negative associations with physical intimacy, either with yourself or a partner.

We recommend Pisces try and enjoy sexual play for what it is, playtime! Try and clear your mind of other issues and really be in the moment. Enhance your playtime with The Sophia Bendable Duo G Vibe, one of the best toys out there. We promise she can touch you like no one else can!

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5 Ways to Treat Yourself This Valentine’s Day

5 Ways to Treat Yourself This Valentine’s Day

Whether you’re happily married or single, there’s no reason you can’t carve out time for yourself this Valentine’s Day. We’ve created this list of 5 ways to treat yourself this Valentine’s Day, so anyone can treat themselves on February 14th!

  • Pamper Yourself

Book yourself some time at your local spa—or, if you don’t have the time (or the funds) bring the spa to you!

If you have a bath tub at home, draw yourself a steaming bath and grab some awesome-smelling bath bombs or bath oils. Light some candles, turn on a favorite playlist, and let yourself soak away stress for a while.

No bath tub?

That’s okay, too. Invest in a nice-smelling, quality body wash and give yourself an extra five minutes in the shower. It might not seem like much, but all-too-often that little bit of extra time is a luxury.

Follow up with your fluffiest towels, some great moisturizer or lotion, and your comfiest pajamas, and you have a recipe for a relaxing evening at home.

  • Flowers

Who says you need someone else to buy you a bouquet?

Check out your local florist (or a farmer’s market—they almost always have gorgeous blooms!) and buy yourself a pretty arrangement. You don’t have to stick with roses, either (unless they’re your favorite, of course!) There are tons of blooms that you can put together for a bouquet that fits your own unique tastes.

Better yet, why don’t you go one step further and look into some easy-to-care-for houseplants? Depending on where you live and availability, you can find something that will provide color and fragrance that will last longer than any cut arrangement.

  • Take a Class

This might take a little planning on your part, but check out your local college or community center to see if they offer any type of fun classes you can take. Cooking, pottery, knitting—learn a new skill, and you might just wind up finding yourself a new hobby!

Google is your friend here; just type in some possible classes you might be interested in taking, and add ‘near me’ in the search bar. Even if you live in a small town, odds are you’ll still find some type of class that will be of interest!

  • Buy Yourself Something Sexy

Now, lingerie might be the first thing that comes to mind here, but there are plenty of options out there. Maybe you buy yourself a new dress or top that makes you feel like a million bucks. Or that pair of shoes you’ve been eyeing for a while but keep talking yourself out of buying. Maybe you’re feeling adventurous and purchase yourself a new sex toy. Or maybe a steamy romance novel is more your speed. Whatever you choose, as long as it fits your definition of ‘naughty,’ you’re on the right track.

And finally…

  • Galentine’s Day

Yes, you read that correctly. Celebrate this Valentine’s Day with your favorite ladies, whether you’re all single or partnered up.

And go over-the-top.

Make reservations for lunch or dinner at a favorite restaurant or one you’ve been all dying to try. Make them Valentines like you once did in grade school. Buy them each a flower, or chocolates, or something equally holiday-themed. Get all dressed up—even if you’re going somewhere casual.

Have a little fun with your nearest and dearest gal pals, and celebrate the platonic side of love this Valentine’s Day!

5 Holiday Gift Ideas to Spice up Your Sex Life

5 Holiday Gift Ideas to Spice up Your Sex Life

With the holiday season upon us, stress levels are sure to skyrocket as we tackle shopping for our loved ones. Well, before you panic and grab a bunch of gift cards last minute at your local drugstore on Christmas Eve, take a moment to breathe, and read on for some truly outside-of-the-box gift ideas that show a more…personal touch.

Buying a sexy gift for your other half should probably be one of the easiest items on your shopping list to knock out, right? But when it comes right down to it, a great deal of the time you wind up drawing a blank. What do you get that special someone without going overboard? Because it does matter. You wouldn’t buy a guy or girl you’ve only just begun dating something super expensive and over-the-top—like jewelry, which indicates a level of commitment that might not have been reached at this point in your relationship. And buying a woman lingerie is more a gift for yourself, because you’re picking out something that you want to see her in. (Not to mention sizing: not every lingerie manufacturer sizes their products the same, and you risk buying your other half something that either doesn’t fit, or something that winds up offending her.)

So what do you do? In today’s more sex-positive society, think about gifts that will enhance your bedroom activities.

There are tons of options for every couple out there, and for every budget:

  • Massage Oils
  • Flavored lubricants
  • Stimulating Gels for Him and Her
  • Pheromone Perfume and Colognes
  • Couples’ Vibrating C-Rings
  • Toys for Both

If you are so lucky as to have a brick-and-mortar adult store nearby, it is highly recommended that you visit in person. Good shops have staff who know their merchandise, are friendly, and best of all, are patient and willing to help. If not, and have to shop online, don’t just jump onto Amazon and click on the first item that fits your requirements. Not all items shown on Amazon (or eBay, for that matter) are the real deal. Instead, search for the actual manufacturer’s website, and shop their catalogs. Reputable companies abound, and you can be sure that they use quality materials, and you will receive exactly what you ordered, instead of a shoddy knockoff. Impulse Novelties has three gorgeous lines that fit every budget, and not only are their toys made of high-quality materials, they have something for everyone. From the affordable Nina Petite toys (The Nina Petite Pink Curvy G and The Nina Petite Purple Bunny) to the sleek and sexy No. 19 Rechargeable P-Spot Vibe Set for him, to the popular and fun The NEW Jimmee Purple Lightning Rod as seen on Bravo TV’s Girlfriend’s Guide to Divorce.

There are so many options out there to make the holidays fun and sexy, and relatively stress free. After all, you still have to deal with all those holiday get-togethers and parties—shopping should be the last thing you should have to worry over!

5 Holiday Gift Ideas for Your BFF

5 Holiday Gift Ideas for Your BFF

With the 2017 holiday season in full swing, you’ve most likely found gifts for your family and your significant other (if you have one.) But then there’s that gift for your BFF—what do you get for the person you consider your platonic soulmate?! Well, here’s a few ideas to get you started!

Luxurious Robe
We all need a little pampering in our lives. Whether it’s being constantly on the go due to work or taking care of the family, most of us forget to make time to slow down, relax, and do something nice for ourselves. Gifting your bestie with a high quality, luxurious bathrobe can be your way of giving them an excuse to pamper themselves. Perhaps include some scented candles, or a selection of bath gels or bath salts in soothing fragrances like vanilla and lavender. It might not seem like an extravagant gift, but you don’t have to spend a ton of money to show your BFF that you’re thinking of them.

Sassy Novelty Mugs
Laughter is something that fuels all friendships. Gifting your BFF with a novelty mug is a guaranteed way to elicit a laugh from them, and every time they look at it, they’ll think of you, and your friendship. There are tons of funny mugs out there that will capture the spirit of your friendship, from the demure to the outrageous! For a little extra love, fill the mug with their favorite chocolate or hard candies, and wrap it up with a big bow!

Bullet Journals
If your bestie is the creative type, or one who is super organized and always writing out To-Do lists, a bullet journal is an excellent gift! More than a journal, more than an organizer, bullet journals are a hot new trend that allows the owner to doodle, make lists, and write down their thoughts, all in one place. If you’re clueless as to what a bullet journal is, this article by BuzzFeed authors Rachel Wilkerson Miller and Ellie Sunakawa explains the concept in a simple, easy-to-understand post. You just might find yourself buying one for your bestie—and one for yourself!

Quirky Subscription Boxes
For those of you who want to show your bestie that you care year-round, not just during the holiday season, a subscription service like the ones found on Cratejoy.com might do the trick. There are thousands of subscriptions you can choose from, and they’re all divided into easily searchable categories that will help you narrow down your options to find the one that’s perfect for your BFF.

BFF Jewelry
The adult version of the friendship bracelet, giving your bestie a piece of jewelry that you share or a piece that you personalize with a quote that tells them how you feel (or maybe even an inside joke that only the two of you understand) is still a popular gift. There are plenty of options out there, with varying price points. Whether you decide to go high-end with precious gems and metals, or go with something a little more budget-friendly, the sentiment behind the gift remains the same. You want them to know that you’re always thinking about them, and they can have a piece of you with them always. Especially popular are trinkets that come in pairs (or threes…or more!) so both of you can have that reminder with you always!

When in doubt, maybe go with something you’ve made yourself! If you’re the creative type, paint or draw them a picture and have it framed! If you bake or like to cook, make them a fancy treat or a favorite meal that you can both enjoy. Even if you’re not a great artist or cook or a creative type, something handmade will mean a lot to them. You can’t go wrong when it comes to surprising your BFF with a heartfelt present that tells them how much they mean to you.

What is the most thoughtful present you’ve ever received from your best friend? What did you get them in return? Leave a comment below and let us know!

Netflix and Chill: The key to a healthy relationship

Netflix and Chill: The key to a healthy relationship

Could Stranger Things and Orange is the New Black be the key to staying together?  A new study published in the Journal of Social and Personal Relationships seems to think so.  The authors of the study found that when couples do not share many friends, they have a tendency to want to binge-watch shows together.  Further, the sharing of media meant their relationship was stronger.  What is fascinating about the study is that it isn’t just that couples share an activity, it is that watching media (television or movies) helps form a closer bond.

As intimacy deepens, couples increasingly share aspects of their lives. These shared experiences allow people to incorporate aspects of their partners into their sense of self, effectively expanding the boundaries of their identities to include their partner’s traits, skills, and resources, a process known as ‘‘self-expansion’’ (Aron & Aron, 1986). Self-expansion, in turn, fosters closeness and feelings of love (Aron, Paris, & Aron, 1995).

I feel you.

I feel you.

We’ve all had that moment where we tell our significant other that they, “better not watch that show/movie without me”.  The reason for this is that sharing those experiences is part of our sense of “us” or who we are as a couple.  According to the study, if you don’t share many friends in common, this need to binge-watch together becomes stronger.  The act of watching a popular show like Orange is the New Black gives the couple and their friends a “shared social network”.  Who hasn’t had an awkward moment with your S.O.’s friends sitting in silence waiting for your S.O. to get back from the restroom or to show up at a bar.  Talking about the latest episode is a great ice-breaker and gives you a shared experience.  It is a great way to bond.  Geeks have known this forever and is why proclaiming your love of Star Wars and Star Trek immediately makes you part of a community.

This study lends evidence to Rori Sassoon’s advice on how to tell if your relationship will go the distance.  The New York based relationship expert tells you to look for three things: honest and open communication, support from friends, and support for your goals from your significant other.  Binge-watching shows helps foster communication and strengthens the bonds between each other and your friends.  Also, if your goal is to watch the entire Supernatural series in a month and your partner supports that goal, well, you should probably marry that person.

Let us know if you love binge-watching shows with your significant other!  What’s your favorite binge-worthy show? Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram.

Also, if you head over to our Facebook page you’ll see we’re having a contest.  We’re giving away a Vera Smart Mini-Rabbit.  To enter just comment with a joke the cornier the better.  Here’s one: I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid.  He says he can stop anytime. Ba-Dum-Tis.  Share your own joke and tag a friend who you think could use either a rabbit or a laugh.

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Science confirms being a Cougar good for your health

Science confirms being a Cougar good for your health

A new report published in the Journal of Health and Social Behavior shows that older women who have sex and , this is key, ENJOY IT are at a lower risk for hypertension.  The health benefits of sex, and especially orgasms, are numerous but this is the first study to compare men and women over 50.  The reason we’re saying being a cougar is good for your health is that it turns out sex for older men INCREASES their chances of cardiovascular problems.

Older men who had sex once a week or more were much more likely to experience cardiovascular events five years later than men who were sexually inactive, the study found. This risk was not found among older women.

“Strikingly, we find that having sex once a week or more puts older men at a risk for experiencing cardiovascular events that is almost two times greater than older men who are sexually inactive,” said Liu. “Moreover, older men who found sex with their partner extremely pleasurable or satisfying had higher risk of cardiovascular events than men who did not feel so.”

While Hui Liu, a Michigan State University associate professor of sociology, doesn’t state that older women should start ditching their significant others for younger men, or possibly beginning lesbian relationships, we think the evidence is clear: in order to save your spouse you must stop having sex with them.  To keep yourself alive, you must begin having great sex, probably with younger men.

For women, it was a different story. Female participants who found sex to be extremely pleasurable or satisfying had lower risk of hypertension five years later than female participants who did not feel so.

“For women, we have good news: Good sexual quality may protect older women from cardiovascular risk in later life,” Liu said.

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Being a Cougar is Awesome because SCIENCE!

While they don’t make mention of these women using toys to help achieve orgasm or enjoy sex, it probably doesn’t hurt.  Why not try the new Jill Rechargeable G-Vibe from Closet Collection.

Are you excited for this news?  Looking forward to sex over 50 now? Let us know in the comments or hit us up on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram.

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